Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Please hook up the coffee IV – and STAT

Monster: mon-ster]–noun:
1. A legendary animal combining features of animal and human form
2. Any creature so ugly or monstrous as to frighten people.
3. Any animal or human grotesquely deviating from the normal shape, behavior, or character.
4. A person who excites horror by wickedness, cruelty, etc.
5. Any animal or thing huge in size.                   

My little man is seeing monsters in his room and not sleeping through the night– this equates to Mommy not sleeping through the night either.

My son was an incredible baby. He knew when I had to go back to work from maternity leave because the week before, he started sleeping through the night. And even when he didn’t sleep through the night, he slept in long blocks at a time.

Since he started sleeping through the night (back when he was 3 months old), I can count on two hands how many times I’ve had to get up with him (he just turned 4). I’ve been spoiled – I enjoy my sleep (and believe me, those around me enjoy it when I get my sleep). The last few nights have been rough – on me.

I tried rationalizing with Little Man last night that there are no monsters – his mind was just playing tricks on him. He then, in his very adult manner, reminded me that Cookie Monster is a monster so how could there be no monsters?

Little Man is too smart for his own good.

I read him his favorite bedtime book for the second time and tucked him-again. I sang his bedtime song (the one I’ve sung to him since he was born) and tiptoed back to my welcoming bed…not more than 10 minutes later, a quiet little voice says, “Mommy, they’re back”. My mind automatically brings up the movie “Poltergeist” which to this day scares the living daylights out of me.

I know that there is no way (now) that I’m going to fall back to sleep so I made the executive decision to just stay up. The funny thing was today was my first day back to work after a mini-staycation. I knew I’d be swamped…

The coffee is going down quite well today…can you say caffeine buzz?

Monday, February 21, 2011

Hello...Hello, is there anybody out there?

This is my first attempt to blog. I know, I'm behind the times. As I write this blog, diary entry and general entertainment piece I am wondering: Is anyone going to read this? Would I read this? The answers are: I hope so and probably.

How should this blog go? I mean what do I say to "reel in the viewers?" Or rather, reel in the readers?
I have been told that I am great with sarcasm and have a "snarky sense of humor". What is snarky? Isn't that a character from Smufs? Wasn't it Gargamel's right-hand man? Anyway, this is me...and my random thoughts at life. My daily pursuit to laughter....

I promise to my reader (hopefully there is at least one out there) that all of my post will contain real, true and accurate events (at least the parts I want you to know). I truly couldn't make some of this stuff up.

Some of my posts will contain the adventures of my son, the randomness of my life, my struggles with this daily pursuit to laughter, the crazies I encounter daily (and let me tell you, I think the Arizona heat creates LOTS of crazies) and what I'm making for dinner.

My other posts will be my views on current events - controversial? Maybe. But hopefully my opinions will create dialogue about what's going on here on planet Earth. I am open to hearing your opinions (only those that agree with me..ha ha) and comments.

I look forward to entertaining you and taking you on your own journey to find humor in your everyday life.